I feel the need to share a couple of events that recently happened. I say events because they were eventful HAHA.
My son has discovered the hole in the front of his underwear. Like I said, eventful.
Eventful Moment #1
Sam came running down the hall screaming "MooooOOOOmmmmm" and I'm thinking "oh crap, what did he do".. He then gets to me and very frantically says " There is a hole in my underwear!!!!"
Really? This is why you are screaming for me? Anway, I look at him and say " Sam, it's ok. It's suppose to be there. I promise" Sam "no its not mom, it's not" Can I just say, arguing with a 4yr old gets you no where lol. "Sam it is suppose to be there, all of dads underwear have a hole there too. " This is the kicker. I follow up with "Don't you want to be just like dad?" Sam looked up at me with a very puzzled face. He then said very innocently "but mom...dad has ....HAIR" gesturing in the southern region. HAHAHA
I almost died laughing.
Eventful Moment #2
Brad walked into the bathroom in our room. Somehow Sam has perfect hearing in that moment and hears him about to use the restroom. He goes flying down the hallway, into my bedroom and shoots straight to the bathroom. Undoes his pants, pulls them down and starts peeing at the same time with Brad. Brad looks down thinking "are you kidding me". Sam looks over while peeing and he is just at that perfect height..(if you know what I mean) and says "Dad..why is your peepee hose so big?"
Brad will now be locking the door.
Hope you enjoyed and it made you laugh.
I love my son.